my talents include:
watching netflix for eight hours straight
eating a whole row of club crackers
and breeding pokemon
I’m on edge from all the coke.
I’ve been hatching Magikarp all day, naming them inappropriate things, then wonder trading them. For this, I am not sorry.
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
I gain followers when you mention me on your blog
Hannah is one of the most respectable Christian women I know, she is true to herself, smart, and has struggles just like everyone else, truly an inspiring human.
I lose followers when I blog, I gain followers when I don’t.
"I have always loved everything about you. Even what I didn’t understand."
jake left me for a girl
chris moved back to jersey
and steph made me the best birthday cake ever and then fell off the earth
these are my people.